This is a story about a guy named Ned. Ned is a geek. In his spare time he does fun stuff like recode functions in Linux. To really relax he updates his weblog with notes about his stuffed Dilbert collection.
His shirts are too big for him and there are coffee stains all over his pants. Ned doesn’t bathe much and always carries a faint aroma of BO.
Yeah, you know the guy I’m talking about.