The Myth of the Digital Home

There’s a lot of talk these days about the “digital home”. Technology companies are desperate, now that the dot-com bubble is bleeding into distant memory, for their next big hit.

So they’ve got this idea in their corporate heads that we, the regular people, want the various devices in our homes to chat with each other. We want the fridge to monitor the garage door’s activity, so it can start defrosting the TV dinners in time for the news and then cue the television to turn on (and if the fridge finds itself low on Stouffer’s chicken pot pie as a result, send out a message to the grocery depot for a delivery).

Back in the day, I used to think that the digital home would be the coolest thing since frozen waffles. Now, I’m not so sure. I still kind of like the concept, but I have doubts about its feasibility.

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The Myth of the Digital Home

There’s a lot of talk these days about the “digital home”. Technology companies are desperate, now that the dot-com bubble is bleeding into distant memory, for their next big hit.

So they’ve got this idea in their corporate heads that we, the regular people, want the various devices in our homes to chat with each other. We want the fridge to monitor the garage door’s activity, so it can start defrosting the TV dinners in time for the news and then cue the television to turn on (and if the fridge finds itself low on Stouffer’s chicken pot pie as a result, send out a message to the grocery depot for a delivery).

Back in the day, I used to think that the digital home would be the coolest thing since frozen waffles. Now, I’m not so sure. I still kind of like the concept, but I have doubts about its feasibility.

I mean, the industry that purports to develop this new

technology-driven home environment can’t even get the remote control

right — we all still need one for each device we own (and when we lose

them they don’t offer any assistance in our frantic searches).

And these are the same people who can’t agree on the next generation of

DVD, so they’re releasing two different kinds just to confuse us. It’s

like: “Well, we experts can’t decide; which one do you guys like

better?”

The digital home might make for fun board room fantasy at corporate HQ, but the view from the sofa is different.

The last time we redecorated, for example, I had to move the surround

sound stereo system (why does the male member of the household always

get stiffed with this task by default?). It was a nightmarish

experience that lasted well over six hours. I strung cable, I tested

signals, I had to keep track of what was plugged into what where.

And I lost track. It took ages to troubleshoot and sort out the problems. It sucked. Big time.

Now, I can only imagine the additional torment I’d experience if my

stereo not only had to talk to the TV, but also the fridge, the

microwave, my computer, and the internet.

I’d probably cry like a baby at the mere mention of moving furniture.

No, before the powers that geek get too far along in their wet dreams

of frozen lasagne and internet-enabled fridges, they’d best take a few

steps back and figure out what normal folks really want.

Heck, I’ll spell it out for them here. First of all, we want

compatibility. We want everything to work with everything else,

seamlessly and without effort. We always want printers to work with

computers, no excuses. We want one remote control that works with all

our entertainment devices, never mind the brand.

Then we want devices that configure themselves. No more drivers, no

more wizards, no more of tech support’s surly remarks. If I plug device

A into device B, I want them to talk to each other, sort out their

differences without any mediation from me, and then set themselves up

to work properly.

Of course, we also want devices that fix themselves. If something goes

wrong, they must have the capability to self-assess their situation,

both internal and external, and communicate their needs to us in clear,

plain-language terms.

In short, the technology industry needs to integrate a far greater

degree of AI — artificial intelligence — into their products to

successfully launch the digital home. Unfortunately, the corporations

that will ultimately flog these wares are more interested in profits

and products that sanity and solutions.

Despite the best rhetoric of marketing departments from Silicon Valley

to Redmond, Washington, the digital home is a long way off.

We’ll be planning ahead for dinner time, manually grocery shopping, and

digging through the dust-balls under the sofa after those remotes for

the foreseeable future. And that’s okay; as long as I don’t have to

move the stereo again for a while.

First published in the Yukon News (new web site), Friday, September 30, 2005

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The iPod is Finally Perfect

Without question, Apple’s new iPod nano is the most impressive piece of technology to come along in years. Not to mention that it’s also the most attractive gadget ever.

I’ve always loved the iPod. It’s a phenomenal device. Heck, I’ve owned six of them now.
But, to my mind, the iPod was always an obvious accomplishment. It’s effect on me was more “d’oh!” than “eureka!”.

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A Call to Revolt Against Pope Gates

An important aspect of the political system in most western civilizations is the separation of church and state. It’s what enables we, the people, to guide our collective fate based on real-world human, rather than abstract spiritual, values.

A global debate currently rages as to whether this separation still exists in the US. The matter, however, may be irrelevant. Another, more nefarious entity has clawed its way into modern civilization, replacing the position once held by religion.

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I’ll Have my Photos Well Done

When asked in a restaurant how I’d like my steak prepared, I usually reply: “Just warm it back up to body temperature, please.”

I gained this taste for raw beef as a teenager in Switzerland. I was visiting my aunt and we’d stopped at a roadside Mövenpick just outside of Zürich. She ordered steak tartare. I asked to taste it and was instantly hooked on that bloody, fleshy flavour.

But if there’s one thing I don’t fancy uncooked, it’s my digital photos. I prefer them well done, and depend on my favourite camera manufacturer to prepare them to my discerning taste.

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