sony releases new stupid piece of shit that doesn’t fucking work

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News SourceHot  on the heels of Amazon’s Kindle 2 and the reverse-censored edition of the Sopranos, comes this brilliant piece of journalism from the world’s best news agency, The Onion.

The quote from Alan Compton, a Sony spokesman, is classic: ” We want people to be screaming in unison in households across the country: ‘work, work, you cocksucking piece of shit! Why can’t you work like a normal machine?'”

Watch it here: “Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work.