why obama must invade canada (hint: it’s about breakfast)

snowbirdWhile out shopping the other day, I noticed two significant changes in pricing on essential consumer goods:

  1. the price of gas has gone down to 88.9¢ per litre
  2. the price of real maple syrup has gone up to $29.84 per litre

Clearly the war in Iraq has had a net positive effect for consumers.

President Obama: consumers of pancakes, waffles, and slices of french toast everywhere need your help. Please, invade Canada and focus your attacks on Ontario and Quebec. The fate of breakfasts around the world rest with your efforts on this matter.

I trust you will do the right thing.